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Baby Making Machine
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Baby Making Machine

I didn’t realize I was a woman until college. What I mean is, I knew, of course. But it didn’t hit me that there was a major difference between being a man or a woman until someone pointed it out in college. I’d heard mothers say that they wished their daughters had more female role models … Continue reading »

What-If-It-Sucks Syndrome
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What-If-It-Sucks Syndrome

My name is Four Eyes, and I suffer from the What-If-It-Sucks Syndrome. What-If-It-Sucks Syndrome: A mental state where a person second guesses everything they do. This includes but is not exclusive to writing, talking, blogging, and less commonly gift-giving. Symptoms may occur at any given point, and last for indefinite amounts of time. I’m down. My batteries … Continue reading »

Mom.
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Mom.

You’ve been my everything since forever My best friend, my rock, my mom You’re like Wonder Woman But better There aren’t enough words for me to tell you How much I love you Will this very badly written poem do? Dear  Mom, Sorry about the poem. I tried. *head hanging down in shame* Next year … Continue reading »

Epicness
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Epicness

Stephrogers, Twindaddy, and Not Quite Alice nominated me for the Epically Awesome Award Of Awesomeness. Awards really can’t get better than this one. It’s Epic! It’s Awesome! I’ll probably abuse the exclamation point today! Okay, rules: 1. Tell 10 epic and/or awesome facts about yourself.  That’s it. 2. Pass it on to 10 bloggers you think … Continue reading »