Once upon a time in a land far far away there lived a porn star…
More fairytales should start like that, don’t you think?
No? Okay.
Do you ever think that Little Red Riding Hood was not as innocent as she seemed? Doesn’t the story of a helpless little girl getting eaten by a wolf then being heroically saved by a woodcutter who appears a little too in time sound a bit staged to you?
What if she wasn’t an innocent little girl? What if she was a famed murderer?!
I’m guest blogging at Doggy’s Style today, so head on over there to find out the real story of Little Red Riding Hood. I promise there’s a porn star involved.
Perfect meme! The cat has glasses!
You can find other twisted fairy tales by Leo here, here, and here.
Click here for my guest post
Oh God, I can’t miss this.. LOL I’m on my way over ..Big Hugs xx00xx
Mollie and Alfie
Not too fast Stella, you’re still recovering from your gym incident!
I come for the titles and stay for the content…
Me too. We’re so easy.
Oh Alice, you are far too easy
PORN!
Haha, that’s funny ’cause I’m not very good with titles
In your opinion maybe – but not mine!
Aw, thanks
Brilliant job.
I’m honored to have you as a guest.
Thanks!
And I am honored to be your guest, Leo! Thank you so much
We have both been guests of the Doggie? Yay! Don’t tell Squirrel and Sad Pony. They might get jealous of another animal.
High five, Alice!
Squirrel and Sad Pony, don’t be jealous! I will always love you the most!
Holy crap… I gotta click on ANOTHER link to get to your post? This better be worth it…
Sorry Twindaddy, I really hope you think the post is worth you marching your Sexy Storm Trooper behind all the way over there
Oh, I have. I will never shy away from reading the magical words of the Naked Blog Goddess. I’ll even click another link to do so. It wasn’t easy, though. It was quite an arduous task. But it was worth it.
ha! i do believe that the seven little dwarfs were a bunch of perverts. why else would they put snow white in a glass coffin and stare at her all day? ^^ haha i’ll be sure to read your story
Haha, exactly! Bunch of creeps
Do you ever think they named him Dopey because he was a coke-head?
that’s a possibility haha! ^^
but seriously.. all of the “dwarfs” names sound like they’re a bunch of addicts ^^ (with Doc as the “chemist”) and I’m pretty sure “the Prince” has necrophilia … he took Snow’s dead body to his castle didn;t he.. til the “apple” dislodged from her throat.lol ^^ if you ask me, she just had too much coke haha
Haha! Everything makes so much sense now
Glad to see you’re sharing your brilliance, young lady! Great job!
Aw thanks Hook!
This is awesome. Very Grimm like. When I babysat, I often toyed with replacing and then they lived happily ever after with and then the evil beast ate them. Sleep well kiddies!
haha! That should teach the kids to mess with you!
I love the dark turn on an already twisted tale. Well done.
Tim
Thanks! You should read the rest of Leo’s twisted tales, you’d like them
You had me at porn star, I am off over to have a read, I am sure this post is not going to be what I think it is going to be though
If I had you at porn star, then my devious plan worked