Hi! My name isn’t really Four Eyes, but that’s what people have called me for years so I guess you can too
I like emoticons and I listen to mainstream music (some days, only mainstream music *gasp*!), so I am most definitely not a hipster, even though I may look like one. I usually need more than five minutes to recover from bathroom jokes and find the word poop extremely funny for no reason at all. Oh and I blog naked most of the time. My neighbors find it very disturbing.
Thanks for visiting my blog! I’d love to be your friend…….but not in a creepy way though, if that’s what it sounded like.
I’ll talk to you about pretty much anything. If you want to talk about your bowel movements in extensive detail, the crazy fart you had during dinner (I consider that a fine compliment) or about something unrelated to gross bodily functions, contact me at email@example.com