Hi! My name isn’t really Four Eyes, but that’s what people have called me for years so I guess you can too 
I like emoticons and I listen to mainstream music (some days, only mainstream music *gasp*!), so I am most definitely not a hipster, even though I may look like one. I usually need more than five minutes to recover from bathroom jokes and find the word poop extremely funny for no reason at all. Oh and I blog naked most of the time. My neighbors find it very disturbing.
Thanks for visiting my blog! I’d love to be your friend…….but not in a creepy way though, if that’s what it sounded like.
I’ll talk to you about pretty much anything. If you want to talk about your bowel movements in extensive detail, the crazy fart you had during dinner (I consider that a fine compliment) or about something unrelated to gross bodily functions, contact me at missfour_eyes@yahoo.com
Thanks for liking my blog post. I love the blog title!
Thank you so much!
I really like salads too, once you connect with one its hard to let go
Hi Miss Four Eyes,
I promised you a poem for voting for me in Best Australian Blogs Competition. Not sure if you’d check back at the comments so thought I’d post here…
There once was a blogger who appealed to the masses,
She’s friendly and funny and takes business classes,
Her observational blogs are so full of wit,
To read them all you should relax and sit,
Her name is Miss Four Eyes, and she has a neat pair of glasses!
Peace out,
Miranda
Still loving it!
I’m really glad you posted it here too, now I get to keep it
Thank you so much!
Excellent.
Fun blog!
Thank you! I’m really enjoying your blog as well
Really like the way you described yourself, want wait to read more of you.
Thank you, that’s really sweet
I’ve nominated you for an award…http://expertofnone.com/ – LOVE YOUR BLOG!!
Thank you again!! I’m loving your blog too!
Miss Four Eyes,
You have a place of honour, of course.
http://clownonfire.wordpress.com/blogroll/
Le Clown
Why Le Clown, I love it! Thank you!
Just wanted to say thanks for liking and commenting on some of my posts – I laugh everytime I read one of yours. I think that’s the best reason to follow someone, don’t you?
I’m a “four eyes” myself so totally understand the appeal of collecting frames!
Thanks for visiting my blog! I love yours, all of your cards are just wonderful!
Very nice to meet another Four Eyes!
Poop is not only fun to say, but it has almost unlimited comedic potential.
It most definitely does! One of the few words that will extract a giggle no matter what your audience is like.
Thank you for visiting my blog!
I too am obsessed with the letter “P” – I wrote an entire post dedicated to “P” words. Plus we share an unbridled love of Le Clown so I think we should be best friends.
Haha! You wrote an entire post dedicated to P words? I need to check that out right now!
I like you already! We should be best friends, I think I will call you my bestie from now on
Squee! I love my blogging buddies!
happy to meet you…Then again you fight against ninjas, and I am a MASTER NINJA…I need to watch my back…and since you have four eyes, I really need to watch EVERYWHERE…lol. i kid I kid…:) kudos
Haha, you’re funny! It’s very nice to meet you too!
Good thinking on watching your back, you might be a master ninja but I have four eyes! I can see everything. Everything!! (just don’t take my glasses off)
Ahoy, Four-eyed Landlubber!
… That’s how far my pirate-talking abilities go.
I end up talking about poop a lot. And ‘P’(ee).
Love your blog bro (y)
Well hi there!
I think your pirate-talking abilities are fantastic!
You and I should discuss human bowel movements in great detail sometime, it should be fun!
Thank you! I love you already (once again, not in a creepy way)
Hey Lady! I have nominated you for the “Inspiring Blog Award” and “One Lovely Blog Award.” If you accept these type of awards, the “rules” just say that you need to give a shout out to me, of course, tell us 7 things about yourself and then nominate 15 bloggers (or so. I listed 5) If you can, just pass it on to someone…have a fabulous day!
Oh my gosh! Thank you! This is so exciting, I’m doing my happy dance
Poop.
(you are welcome)
Hahahaaaa!
There was this game show that was on years ago. It was like Scrabble, only they pushed this button to shoot the letter up onto a screen. Anyway, all this background to tell you that my brother and I laughed for days when the guy pushed on the “P” button and said, “I’ll take a P!”
Hahaaa, I’m going to be laughing about this for days! I’ve gotta see this, Youtube here I come!
Love love love glasses. My wife wears them. Harold Lloyd is my favorite silent film comedian. So it’s nice to be here!
I’m so happy to hear that! I like people who like glasses. Cause let’s face it, they’re awesome, and anyone who says otherwise is lying. I love Harold Lloyd too! I think you and I would get along very well. Thanks for visiting!
Nice crazy blog.. ٩(●̮̮̃•)۶
Keep writing Miss4eyes …
Thank you! So glad you liked it!
Poop is the funniest word in the English language, because when you say it, your mouth makes the same motion that your bum does when pooping. This is a disgusting comment to leave on someone’s About section, but I felt it necessary. Sorry.
Hahaaa! That is disgusting. I LOVE that it’s in my About section! Hahahahaa
Glasses rule! That’s all I have to say for now…
It makes me so happy that you think so! And you’ve already said so much. Thanks for that, all of it. You are the best!
Help! Cyber-goblins are absconding with my comments again!
I can hit “like” but I can’t keep commenting!
Darn cyber-goblins, I’ll see what I can do
I’ve always been a four eyes, since I was four. Glad to know another!
Hey! Another four eyes, nice to meet ya!
great funtitude
Thanks!
ciao! luvFAB blog.
thebestdressup
Hi there! Thanks for dropping by, thebestdressup
when i get together with friends and beer, we always resort to re-telling some great poop stories.
You must invite me sometime, poop stories are the best! Even better than “the time I almost died” stories
most of the stories center around clogging toilets, which my daughter does constantly because she only poops about once or twice a week and she doesn’t drink enough water/liquids, so her poop is like petrified.
Haha! I’m not going to be able to get that out of my head all week now. Apologies to your daughter about her petrified poop.
Hahaa!
we have a code for it because it’s embarrassing. she’ll come out of the bathroom and say, “houston, we have a problem.” that means i need to get the plunger.
I laughed so hard at that I nearly peed in my pants. No, I’m wearing a skirt…….er, houston, we have a problem.
i’ll get the mop.
I walked into a wall once. Turned right into it after going to the bathroom. I bruised my eye. Awesome. Good thing my glasses covered it up.
But, the worst is when I accidentally hit myself in the face while I’m wearing glasses. They jam into my nose and the earpieces get wonky.
What? You’ve never done this?
I gave myself a bloody nose as a child once, too.
I’m not making this stuff up.
What? You don’t think I accidentally hit myself in the face with my glasses on? Only everyday.
Some days it doesn’t happen accidentally, so I go ahead and hit myself in the face just because.
I like you already.
Well. That made staying up til 3 am reading blogs, and then waking up at 7 am with my two year old totally worthwhile
Hi! I gave you an award: http://maryannemistretta.wordpress.com/2012/12/16/the-liebster-award/
Oh! Thank you! Coming to check it out right away
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Love your blog title!
Hi there!
Thank you! I’m glad you like it
Obsessing about glasses is healthy
Although frames are heavy
Lenses make your eyes shiny
and beady, yet sexy.
http://frenchbook.wordpress.com/2012/03/24/everybody-is-cramping-my-style/
That is so perfect! You get me, you really truly get me
Congratulations on your blog. Wildly entertaining and real. Love it. Go glasses!
Thank you!
Go glasses!
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Hi, I nominated you for Reality Blog award! Love your blog!
Thank you! Coming over to check it out right away!
Thanks for following “Fearless Leader of the Dumbass Horde”! It’s a step-child blog to my main site, “Dumbass News”. Just click my nic to take a look. Thanks!
Toby
Fearless Leader of the Dumbass Horde
I’ll definitely check it out
Thanks!
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Thanks for the follow, likes and cookery advice. I’m a sucker for a good cookie
Cookies are the best thing on the planet. And thanks for your follow
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We are playing blog tagged and I’ve tagged you – that means you’re IT! I’m running awaaaayyyyy
No! Come back! I can’t run that fast!
Brilliant. I loved your introduction. Since Rohan said such wonderful things about you, I figured I should head on over and check your blog out. I’m liking what I see so far!
Cheers,
Tiffany
Hi there! Thanks for coming over! Rohan is just the sweetest, isn’t he?
You’re welcome! Yes, he really is.
I totally talked about you on my blog today and declared my love… Just thought I should give you a head’s up on the love thing!
Love?!
Coming over right now!
weeeeeeeee! Sara! I saw it! I love you too!
Oh yeah, reading that made me think “I bet she’s from India”….NEKKID INDIA that is…
Haha, Nekkid India
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haha omg I’m so looking forward to following your blog you seem like a very authentic and humorous person
Thanks! I’m looking forward to reading more of you too
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Hi I nominated you for an award
http://theeclecticeccentricshopaholic.wordpress.com/2013/02/28/accessorize-accessorize-accessorize/
It’s totally fine whether you participate of not! ^^ congrats. Your blog is awesome.
Thanks, Kz! Your blog is awesome-er!
Hahaha! I so have blogged naked too! lol As for the poop thing? what is it that makes us think it’s funny!! lol Seriously I think we are a little warped there!! LMAO Thanks for checking out my blog! Hugs from Oz Paula xxxx
Hooray for naked blogging! Do you want the badge? You can find it here: http://missfoureyes.wordpress.com/2013/02/25/appreciating-nakedness/
And I’ll even add your name to the winners list
You’ve got a great blog, Paula, thanks for stopping by!
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I laughed out loud at your typing “poop”. Lol. It’s a funny word. I recently wrote a post called Dad’s Poop Too or something! Yay poop!
I must find this post of yours! Yay poop!
Thanks for stopping by, Don
Aw, I went and did it now. I tagged you.
i apologize in advance. Feel free to join in or not. I just thought if I was going to do this, I knew you would be a fun person to play along.
You can read about it here by the way:
http://wholeyjeans.wordpress.com/2013/03/09/1306/
Coming over to check it out
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Ahoy, MissFourEyes!
awards fer ye ‘n an invitation to join me female band o’ pirates 
xo http://theeclecticeccentricshopaholic.wordpress.com/2013/03/15/a-pirate-moment-2/
An award AND an invitation to join a band o’ pirates?! I’m there!
I love people in glasses. Smart is sexy. Even though I’m almost 40, when a doctor asks me about my BMs I still turn bright red and change the subject. Can’t talk about it!
Really? I think we all ought to talk about our bowel movements more. It really shows you care about a person.
How were your bowel movements today, TBM?
Well it’s still early today…I’ll have to get back to you. Of course i could be avoiding the question
Haha
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I nominated you for the Shine-on Award. Come read about my adventures accepting it: http://greenwalledtower.wordpress.com/2013/03/27/a-w-a-r-d-s/
Thanks, David! I’ll be right over
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I’ve just nominated you for an award, because you are one of my Most Influential Bloggers. My ping back has not worked, but I wanted you to know how much I love your stuff!
I am? Yay! Thank you so much, Steph! Hugs
Now I understand what you mean when you say four eyes! LOL
Hehe, I love my glasses
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You should never apologize for finding poop funny. Also, on a personal note, if I ever stop laughing when people fart… I’ll know the end is near.
Haha! Scientists have got it all wrong, THIS is what will really warn us about the world ending.
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Keep meaning to ask about your lovely gravatar image – have you ever written a post about it? Did you draw it?
I put a picture of me through this http://www.befunky.com/. There’s a bunch of effects you can add to photographs, I used the Charcoal and Stenciler
So glad you liked it!
Ooh I’ve never heard of that. I learn new things every day on WordPress. I will go and check out the link!
Yes, I think it’s an unusual, eyecatching and lovely gravatar.
Thank you!
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Hello MFE! I’ve just recruited you to join my crack familt feud team! We are totally going to rock that show!
Woot! Coming over right away. We are SO rocking that show
Totally!
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