I’m almost off school for the summer. Notice how I said almost. That means that I have a bunch of very important assignments due. And when I have important stuff to do, I procrastinate. In order to assist my procrastination, and celebrate being almost off school, my mom and I went out for lunch.
We went to this very fancy-shmancy restaurant in…….. (I can’t tell you, what if you try to kill me? Or worse, stalk me? ) somewhere snooty. Since I’m all grown up now we don’t go to McDonalds anymore, no we go to rooftop restaurants that require us to put on uncomfortable dresses that can easily be blown away by the wind, and even more uncomfortable heels because of course these places are too good for converse. We also like going there because we can compete with ladies at other tables to see who can get their pinkies up highest while sipping our drinks. Sometimes, we pretend we’ve got British accents. We’re really really bad at it though
Anyways, this place was a health hazard! It was like the architect got confused on which type of floor he should use so he just put them all together! Grass, wood, tile, water, everything! He also probably thought he should make it like an obstacle course, so he added unnecessary railings, bridges, and platforms that you may or may not see (then stumble, and understand the purpose of those railings). But man, was the place beautiful!
The restaurant was also using eco-friendly air conditioning where they spray water from the ceiling to cool everything down. At first I thought that was pretty cool, I mean eco-friendly is good! The problem is, my hair is very temperamental when it comes to weather. The second the weather is even slightly humid, it gets angry and rages war against the air causing me to look like a feminine version of Redfoo.
Fun fact: Did you know that if a crow shows up near your table you are NOT allowed to feed it? I learnt that the hard way.