I am not overweight. I admit, I used to be. But I’m not anymore. I know that because I weigh myself like a crazy person.
But today…….I’ve started to think otherwise.
Here take a look:
That is the pedal from the stationary bike I was on. It broke under my massive weight!
They said that the bike had a capacity of 300 lbs! Which means that I’m like those anorexic girls that think they’re too fat even though they’re stick thin, but the opposite. Even Mr. Weighing Scale has been lying to me! That bastard!