My father is one of the best people in the world. He really is. He is strong (he can lift two whole cartons of milk in one hand and make it look like nothing), he’s a great cook (he’s never burnt toast in his life), and he’s smart (he only had one child after all). He’s also big on budgeting. Yesterday he decided that since the economic conditions are not getting much better he would cut his own hair instead of spending hundreds of dollars on a haircut.
The batteries of his razor ran out, bad economic conditions indeed. He left it to charge, about an hour later this happened:
The razor stopped working again! I’m supposed to be the good daughter and support him through this tragedy. But it was just too hilarious to go un-photographed!
Oh, did I mention that this was just before a very important business breakfast? He wore my hat. For some reason I actually own a fedora (I’m really really not a hipster!), so I convinced him that in the battle between baseball caps and fedoras, fedoras always win. Sadly, the hat was the source of many jokes all through breakfast. He couldn’t even take it off.
What he learnt:
- Don’t try to shave your own head
- Don’t wear fedoras
- If you have a daughter, don’t ever introduce her to the internet. There could be posts like this about you in 20 years.