I saw this thing going around on the internet, 4 Things Not To Do This Christmas. They have profound and meaningful stuff like ‘Don’t forget Jesus’. Here is mine:
- Don’t pee in the snow.
- Don’t leave threatening letters for Santa
- Don’t say Christmas-y things (‘Ho, Ho, Ho!’) in an attempt to get laid
- Don’t try to be Santa (Let me paint you a picture. Setting: It’s freezing cold, you’re on the roof, it’s snowing and you’re holding a large bag full of presents, damn thing weighs fifty pounds. Your plan: slide down the chimney and surprise kids. Problems: you break your legs with the twelve foot fall, the fire is lit so you not only burn yourself but all the presents you spent so much time and money buying. Your kids know how to dial 911, cops arrive, next thing you know you’re behind bars and little elf is feeling you up)
I think I’m taking a little break from blogging for now, so I guess I’ll see you in 2013. I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and a very happy New Year!