Twindaddy over at Stuph Blog mentioned that he thought bucket lists were pointless. I concur*. Here is what my bucket list used to look like:
- Write a bucket list.
But of course I’m never going to get around to do that. Instead, I’m going to steal an idea from Twindaddy (and BreezyK who he was inspired by) , and make a Fuck-It list:
- Worrying about going bald
- Women in changing rooms (I overheard a group of them comparing breast sizes in there. WTF?)
- Appropriate exclamation point usage (How many is too many?!! How many is too less?!)
- PMS
- Wearing cocktail dresses in winter
- Eating only ONE cupcake at a time
- Wearing thongs
- Apologizing for farting during yoga
- Social etiquette (fart away, people, fart away)
- Checking for underwear tucking
- Wearing clothes while blogging
- Wearing clothes at all
Things I do approve of:
No this isn’t me. I would be wearing glasses
I want one!
There is something to be said about the confidence of a bald woman. They don’t need any hair to hide under.
No, Britney Spears, you don’t count.
*Like a doctor
Miss Four Eyes 
Tears rolling down face, so funny.. Thanks for making my day 🙂 Big Hugs xx00xx
Mollie and Alfie
Big hugs, Stella! Fair warning, I may be naked 🙂
It’s too fucking cold here to go naked, got the heating blasting out, me thermol’s on and fluffy socks. Now I know how the brass monkeys feel and I don’t even have balls..lol xx000xx
Mollie and Alfie
Haha! Gotta love fluffy socks
You should always concur, like a doctor. Just go to random Yoga classes, fart and leave. Especially in upscale Yoga hangouts. Go nude – it’s more fun.
I concur (like a doctor) to fart streaking! Let’s do this!
Let’s!!
Thanks for making me re-think making a bucket list! LOL!! (Wait, that’s not enough!!!!!)
Hooray for no bucket lists!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve never wanted a car thong more than I do in this moment! Love your fuck-it list!
Me too, we need to hunt them down! I NEED one for my very being, and I need it in a too-bright neon color!
MFE,
Good form concurring like a doctor. That is truly the only way to go.
Also good form by blogging naked. You certainly know how to keep my interest peaked, uh, I mean piqued.
Great list although PMS may give a fuck about you even if you don’t give a fuck about it. Or so I’ve been told.
Twindaddy.
Twindaddy, I will ensure that your interest is always kept peaked 😀
Do stormtroopers PMS too?!
Only when we get force-choked by Vader.
Haha!
And thank you for the inspiration 😉
And thank YOU for the shout out, Naked Blog Goddess.
You just became one of my most favorite people for calling me a Naked Blog Goddess 😀
Hmmm…I’m pretty sure that’s the second time I’ve called you that, but regardless, the name has stuck.
You sexy storm trooper, you
Those glasses give you the power to see through my armor?
oh yeah 😉
That. Is. Bad. Ass. My built in visor doesn’t even do that, though I wish it did.
It’s okay, a lot of people aren’t wearing clothes these days anyway
True, but it’s still fun to see what some people are hiding.
Are you sure you want to know?
Morbid curiousity, my dearest Naked Blog Goddess.
Farting during yoga, a classic, I still remember there was a guy who would fart his life out at the bikram class, all that steam and the guy farting, nobody would ever go near him.
That car thong is sexy!!! (too much !!?)
Eeew. That sounds bad! I don’t know how you survived!
I need a car thong! (Just right!!!!)
Whats bikram ?? I am thick you know..lol
It’s like Yogo but with clothes, you sweat buckets, yoga in a sauna basically.
Love it! I find that exercise, any kind, gets rid of all of my flatulence whether there are people there or not. I just try to be discrete and quiet. Unfortunately, I have no control over odor issues but I learned in grade school, you just look at someone with a “I can’t believe you did that” look and continue on. Hilarious!!!!!!! (enough???)
You too huh? That is a great idea! Next time, I’ll just turn to the man next to me with that look, hehe 🙂
Perfect!!!!!!!
Fuck uncomfortable shoes. (Working on it, anyway.)
Yeah! Fuck uncomfortable shoes.
I love it! This made me laugh. Everyone should have a Fuck-It list. Or, perhaps I’ll just borrow yours! Fuck it!
Go for it!
A chain Fuck It list! What do you think?
I say, Fuck yeah on the Fuck-It bucket list. Hahaha. That would be really funny!
Fuck yeah, that would be funny 😀
I think I’ve injured myself reading this!
Oops, sorry Hook, my bad!
Oooh, I want a Fuck-It list too! That seems MUCH more fun that all that other resolution crap. Also, the bucket list is all creepy cause it’s reminding you – hey, you might be dead soon, so DO EVERYTHING. Shit, like I can become President of WordPress in a day? I’m pretty sure that will take at least a week of plotting and scheming and um campaigning.
I had to wait until I got home to read your post cause I thought my coworkers might see naked guy with the laptop and wonder about my porn usage at the library. I have to check it out to protect others, but they don’t understand. But you do, oh naked blogger goddess.
Can Presidents have minions? I will gladly be your WordPress Presidential Minion!
Haha! Alice you will never have to worry about your porn usage here, never. What’s wrong about porn usage at libraries? I mean you guys have a whole section devoted to Kama Sutra and the likes.
I like that the nickname is catching on 😀
Leo from Doggy’s Style came up with the idea, so he can be Prez, and I can be VP and you can like be the Secretary of State WordPress. Our cabinet is going to be awesome. Maybe we can have a Dept of Porn.
I work in archives, and discovered that back in the 70s our university library carried Playboy, which seemed to annoy some patrons. So we quit taking it. I mean, consider the educational value here! Sheesh.
I second the Dept of Porn! (I need to stop using exclamation points after the word porn. People are going to start thinking I have a problem.)
Who quits Playboy?! I feel for you
Haha!! Yay! There’s no such thing as too many exclamation marks, F Scott Fitzgerald be damned!! It occurs to me that sounds pretty random if you haven’t read F Scott’s takes on punctuation, but I’m replying from a phone so you’ll have to google thst on your own. :). Love your list and your new nickname, NBG. 😉
No such thing as too many exclamation marks? Yay!!!!!!!!!
I have only read bits of it, googling it now…
You are very funny.
You are very sweet
I’d totally shave my head if it was for charity, raise a ridiculous amount of money. I am sure I have a disgusting bald head, but it’d be worth it.
Pssht, I think you’d make a great bald person! And I’m with you on this, it would be completely worth it for charity
Love your list. Eating one cupcake at a time is, indeed, unnatural and just plain wrong.
Exactly! It’s simply WRONG! There should be a two or three cupcakes minimum rule 🙂
I hate underwear tucking, but the other day at work, it turned out I wasn’t tucking correctly, my underwear was totally showing… ugh. Luckily my underwear and bra matched – though no one else knew, I did. So that’s really all that mattered. ^.^
Haha! Only you would be proud of underwear tucking! Hey, but you only wear victoria’s secret anyway, so let ’em show with pride!
Oh, I do. My day is always better when I wear VS 😉
Great post! My fuck it list get’s longer all the time as I get older haha, love it 🙂
And here’s to blogging, yoga, dancing, running, shopping and whatever else naked!
Rohan.
I’d love to see your Fuck-It list sometime. It never ends does it?
Naked is the only way to do things 😀
Hmm, definitely something I’ll keep in mind for a future post 🙂 It’s a great idea, and actually fits in totally with the concept of Apatheia in Stoic philosophy. The practice of indifference to things outside of our control 🙂
I’ll definitely ping back when I do my Fuck it list 😉
All the best!
Rohan.
The way you think is something to admire.
You don’t have to ping back, I stole the idea from someone else anyway 🙂
Can’t wait to see your post!
Brilliant, fun and fun!
Thanks! Nice to meet you 🙂
You should be writing for SNL!
That is best compliment, thank you!
Any blog that does a “Fuck It List” automatically goes on my blogroll.
Yay!
Pingback: True Fairy Tales: Little Red Riding Hood « Doggy's Style
LOVE IT!!!!
Thank you!
You are awesome!
Hehe, YOU are awesome-r! 😀
Teehee, *smiles* no, you are the awesome-est!
Pingback: Naked Guests | Miss Four Eyes
Pingback: the f**k it list « cognitive reflection