Life and Other Funny Things

Fairytale Porn Stars

Once upon a time in a land far far away there lived a porn star…

More fairytales should start like that, don’t you think?
No? Okay.

Do you ever think that Little Red Riding Hood was not as innocent as she seemed? Doesn’t the story of a helpless little girl getting eaten by a wolf then being heroically saved by a woodcutter who appears a little too in time sound a bit staged to you?
What if she wasn’t an innocent little girl? What if she was a famed murderer?!

I’m guest blogging at Doggy’s Style today, so head on over there to find out the real story of Little Red Riding Hood. I promise there’s a porn star involved.

Little Red Riding Hood meme

Perfect meme! The cat has glasses!

You can find other twisted fairy tales by Leo here, here, and here.

Click here for my guest post

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29 thoughts on “Fairytale Porn Stars

  1. ha! i do believe that the seven little dwarfs were a bunch of perverts. why else would they put snow white in a glass coffin and stare at her all day? ^^ haha i’ll be sure to read your story

  2. This is awesome. Very Grimm like. When I babysat, I often toyed with replacing and then they lived happily ever after with and then the evil beast ate them. Sleep well kiddies!

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