I bought new headphones. Worst idea ever.
My old Philips ones kinda sorta broke (I may or may not have accidentally sat on them), so I went to get some new ones. The name of the new earphones will remain anonymous to protect the company.
There I was standing in front of the counter. I new I hadn’t done the appropriate research. But look at them, I thought to myself, they’re calling for you. Plus, Anonymous Company is known to have great sound quality. I had to have them!
I went home with my spectacular new headphones. I ripped open the box and connected them to my ipod
My ears popped and the music wasn’t even turned on yet. You know that feeling when you’re in a plane that’s taking off? Your ears go POP. Like that, but worse.
I tried changing the ear buds to all the different sizes. Nothing. Every time I put them in my ear, POP!
I don’t know if I’m hearing impaired now. I keep thinking there’s something in my ear when there isn’t. I’m going to be terrified of buying any new headphones for the rest of my life . I’ll go to the counter and my eardrums will ache in memory of the time I tortured them with the worst in-ear headphones in the world.
I did learn something out of this whole ordeal: I love my Philips headphones. I’m going to love them forever and ever and ever.
(Side note: I saw Sarah Palin on the Discovery Channel on about twenty different screens all at once. I have several concerns-
1. What is she doing on the Discovery Channel?
2. Why are there so many dead animal heads mounted on the walls of her house?!
3. How does the store expect to sell TVs with her on it?
4. I don’t live in or anywhere near the United States, what the heck is she doing on tv HERE?!)