About a year ago, I quit coffee. The problem is, I don’t remember why. I’m sure it was a very good reason. Something about it being evil for your body, like acid on a block of wood. But I really just don’t remember.
So I’m back on coffee.
Stage 1: Pre-coffee
Stage 2: Post-Coffee
Now the key is to stay in this stage as long as possible. That’s the thing about the human body, it has this incessant need to digest everything. So what do you do? You have more coffee. And more.
And then some more.
Stage 3: Post-post-coffee
Wake up, start back at Stage 1.
I have no idea why I ever quit! I love you, Coffee!