How many of you were in bed by 12:02? Come on, say it. This is a safe place.
I feel like I’m getting old. Remember back when we could stay up until 4 am and still have the physical strength to ask everyone “What do you want to do next?!”? Those were good times.
Celebrating the New Year, the MFE way:
To be fair, I pre-celebrated with some friends. Technically, the countdown was going on somewhere in the world. Plus, nobody wants to start 2014 in traffic. Right? Riiight? Somebody agree with me just to make me feel better.
Everyone’s started bugging me about my resolution this year. I thought long and hard about it, and disassociating myself from people who make New Year’s resolutions is just too much work.
I’m really not much of a resolution kind of person. Is it just me or do you not like watching yourself fail miserably either? Every time I say that I didn’t make any, people give me that condescending look. Have you ever been at the receiving end of that look? It’s the worst! Like all of a sudden the line between good and bad solely rests on whether or not you’ve made a life changing decision that you will inevitably give up on in three weeks. Well, I’ll show them.
I figured it’d just be easier to make some actual resolutions, so here goes:
- I will set three different alarms on my phone, even if it’s just to disable them one after the other.
- I will sleep in more. Early birds get eaten by much bigger animals.
- I will use the online magic 8 ball to make important decisions in life.
- I will not try to read Shakespeare.
- I will draw more cartoons on paper napkins.
- I will not even pretend to try to lose weight.
- I will give in to the sugar cravings.
- I will not use the office’s 1st floor bathroom.
- I will procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
- I will not date a celebrity.
- I will brag about how I managed to stick to all my resolutions in 2015.
Happy New Year, everybody! I hope you get everything you want from this year. I have a feeling that 2014 is going to be a good one.
Did you make any resolutions? Real ones, funny ones, non-resolutions, anything. Tell me about them.
I did not even make it to midnight, but I think I could be setting a record for consecutive years in a row that this has happened. See, there really is always a bright side. I love your list, especially using the Magic 8 ball….I remember using it for dating decisions, the thing is brilliant!
All the best to you for 2014!
You inspired me to google Magic Date Ball. Turns out there’s an app for that! I love it, dating just became so much easier 🙂
Happy New Year, Lisa! *hugs*
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that’s very interesting. I have two alarms on my phone, you’re not the only one LOL. I like all your resolutions, they’re different to say the least. Happy New Year 🙂
High five for the alarms! You need one more though. 😉
A very happy New Year to you, Ahmed!
Haha! I love your resolutions. 🙂 It’s 5am here and I’m still not quite in bed so I feel young! On the other hand, I’m wearing a fleece robe and took my vitamins… so it’s possible that I’m just so old I’ve come around full circle. 😉 Happy 2014!
Haha! Hey now, a fleece robe is by far the best thing to celebrate the new year in. 😉
Happy 2014 to you too, Rara!
I like your list! I think I may take some of your resolutions, they may be ones that I can actually keep for once LOL.
The multiple alarm thing does really work if you are like me and a cranky waker on work days 🙂
Take them! In 2015, you and I will be able to tell people how we stuck to every single resolution we made. 😉
Oh my gosh, that look… No resolutions. I like yours, though. Happy New Year!
That look is terrible. I think it’s comparable to the “You don’t donate blood?!” look, maybe even worse than that. We should make some of our own looks, “You don’t feed the pigeons?!” and “You use the office’s 1st floor bathroom?!”.
Happy New Year, Jaded! I hope it’s a fantastic one.
Happy New Year :))
Happy New Year to you to! 🙂
I like your resolutions, I had to sleep at 12 pm because I had a final exam today >_<
That does make me feel better, thank you 🙂
I hope your exam went well. Happy New Year!
you are welcome, it was a difficult exam but I managed and a happy new year to you too
There’s an online magic eight ball? I need to find that! Great way to make decisions.
It really is! Streamlining anxiety the internet way.
http://www.indra.com/8ball/front.html
The look that people give me when I tell them I haven’t made any resolutions, terrifies me.
Your resolutions are great! Something that I think you can easily achieve 😉 Happy New Year!
Right? I think I’m going to be VERY successful at not dating a celebrity this year 😉
….Now that I think about it, if by some freak of nature I actually do manage to date a celebrity, it’s going to suck when I can’t tell everyone how well I stuck to my resolutions.
Happy New Year to you too, Keerthi! Hope it’s going really well.
If by some freak of nature you are to date a celebrity, maybe you shouldn’t reveal it to anyone. You know, keep it a secret. That way no one is to know that you din’t stick to your resolutions 😉
Haha!
And be a resolution fraud?!
Who is to know that you are a resolution fraud?
And besides if you do tell people you are dating a celebrity would they believe easily? (Don’t take it in the rude sense) 😛
That’s true. They’d be like “You?! Pffftttt.” Hehe
I will set three different alarms on my phone, even if it’s just to disable them one after the other.
I do that *now.* I’m terrible at the “waking up” part of sleeping and I frequently need a spatula to get myself out of bed.
Happy new year!
When my dog was a puppy, she’d wake me up with some clever ploy at 5 am every morning. Now, we’re both too lazy to wake up unless it’s Saturday. Saturday is like a magical day where time doesn’t exist.
Happy New Year to you too, Steven! I really hope it’s a good one 🙂
A few years ago, someone said, “Don’t make a resolution, make an intention….. That way there’s no pressure and you won’t fail.” You know what I learned? Intention is just another word for resolution….. My intentions of 2013 failed miserably, just like all of my many resolutions in New Years past. This year? No intentions. No resolution. Just two keywords: Forward Motion. I simply want to move forward and make progress on my deepest heart felt desires.
I heart your resolutions , by the way! Thanks for the laugh!
Happy New Year!
Lindsey
I like your keywords. Just moving forward is no pressure at all. I like it 🙂
Happy New Year, Lindsey! I hope you have a super awesome one!
No pressure at all….just a gentle reminder to let go of the past and keeping going in the direction of my hearts truth. 🙂 I think this is gonna be a great year. 🙂
Happy New year my Friend and lets hope it a good one and all our dreams come true. Big Hugs xxxxxx00xxxxxx
Mollie and Alfie
A very happy New Year to you too, Stella! I hope it’s a super fantastic one! Here’s to dreams coming true 😉
*big new year hugs*
2014 is your year, partner!
OUR year, partner 😉
Happy New Year, NBG! Those are some resolutions I can get behind!
Happy New Year, SS! I wanted to write ‘give more naked hugs’ but I think I’ll just save them for my favorite stormtrooper.
*Naked new year hugs*
Yay! I love your naked hugs!
Happy New Year MFE!!! I like being a rebel so I don’t make resolutions, look or not. I just give them a look back, as I’m famous for my ‘looks’. hahaha! I love your list though. Smart girl!
Go Jackie! You need to teach me to give them a look back. Look 101. 😉
That could be fun! 🙂
Happy New Year, MFE! I love your list, you over-achiever, you!
Haha!
Happy New Year to you too, Melia! I hope you have a really good one 🙂
I agree. No one wants to start 2014 in traffic… Hopefully you feel a little better now? Happy New Year.
I do, thanks! I was starting to get worried for bit there.
Happy New Year to you too, Sean!
I went to bed at 11.20pm just to give the middle finger to New Years lol.
Hahahaa! Ok, you win!
Happy New Year! I have some ones around writing. Write more, more, more! This is one I have all year round no matter what the year is.
I hope they work out! Happy New Year, Amy 🙂
I was in bed for midnight too! I’ve made fairly boring resolutions, like saving money and finishing off things I started!
Ahh, the finishing things I’ve started resolution. I tried that one year. It was about finishing this really horrible book. It’s been six years since, didn’t work out too well.
I hope yours turn out nothing like that. I hope that yours are far more successful. Lots of luck!
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year to you too!
Happy New Year to you too lovely. Yes I was ..though I think it was 12:07am… hey hun it’s 12…oh is it? Lean over on the couch after watching DVD’s for the night (yeah our NYE rocked!) quick kiss, tired? Yup. Bed? Yup…zzzzz 🙂 x
That made me do go awww. It’s so sweet.
A very happy New Year, Mumsy! *hugs*
thanks hunz 🙂 x
You go-getter, you! This new year I will give my blog some much-needed CPR… Happy 2014!
Happy 2014, Nadia! Can’t wait to see your new posts 🙂
Haha your illustrations hold truth!!!
I’m not particularly a resolution person either but I have some vague goals for myself for the year… And just before the 1st of Jan I started the habit of writing at least 1000 words per day and then on the 1st I challenged myself on Goodreads to read 50 books during 2014!
Happy new year!
That is fantastic. Good luck for all your goals!
A very happy New Year to you, Evil Nymph!
People know not to ask me about resolutions. I try not to pre plan failure and instead fail spontaneously.
What’s life without a little spontaneity? Random failures are the best kind. I feel like the planned ones are just no fun.
I made it until one-ish, but I’m a night owl and I took a nap during the day. (I would’ve been up later if I drank tea instead of wine, but I thought I should celebrate by finishing off that bottle of pinot noir.)
I’ve only made two resolutions that I may or may not share. But yours are definitely way better. 🙂
Yes for pinot noir 🙂
I hope both your resolutions work out, good luck!
I stayed up until 5.30am and regretted it woefully when my toddler woke up at 7am. I am totally steeling your resolution about the online magic 8 ball. My life will now be completely ruled by it.
I love the magic 8 ball! It has streamlined life!
I was in bed by 9PM! And it was still 2014 when I woke up the next day – go figure.
I also resolve to use the magic 8 ball for all my important decisions and I may or may not date a celebrity — well, maybe not b/c I’m married…..
I resolve to stay the same awesome person I was in 2013!
If your husband becomes a celebrity in the next 12 months I’m going to be able to point out how you failed at that resolution. 😉
Also, I love your last one. Go Denise!
Hee hee – we shall see about the celebrity factor!
Miss Four Eyes,
I will do the opposite of number four for you.
-Soul Walker
Let me know how it goes 🙂
It’s been going well since I was twelve.
Shakespeare and a beard. You’re killing me here, Soul! I may fall in rawr soon…
I spent New Years Eve on the sofa, watching movies and waiting for the fireworks. I kind of just like ehrm – this is awkward to write to some one – hate New Years. I don’t know why, it’s a hyped up evening. And people blow up sooooo much money on fireworks. I don’t get it.
But anyways, wishing you a great 2014!
No, no, I completely get that. I think it’s because it’s hyped up to be something that blows your mind, so your mind is pre-blown, but after the countdown ends you go “huh, that was it?”- mind un-blown.
A very happy 2014 to you too, Maggie! Here’s to a great year 🙂
I wanted to tell you which resolutions I liked best, but I was giggling all the way down the list, so I think they about tied. I dare you to break #10.
I almost want to take you up on that dare, but it would mean not being able to do #11. Celebrity or resolution bragging? I should ask the magic 8 ball….
Ha! It said ‘Yes definitely’ to will I break resolution #10. This is going to be an interesting year. 😉
Happy New Year. I like your resolutions. But I know how resolutions go: you’ll be reading Shakespeare and dating a celebrity by mid-January. 😉
Don’t say that, you’ll jinx it!
Oops, you’re right. uh, you can do it!
Long ago, I made the resolution not to make resolutions anymore, since you never stick to them anyway. This one I did, piece of cake!
About #6: judging by the picture adorning your “5×5 With The Hook,” you certainly don’t need to lose weight. You might even need to gain some.
Happy new year to my favorite bespectacled Barbarian Jaggles! Yes, I know there’s only one of you, but still…
That is the best resolution of all time.
2014 is going to be all about eating as much cake as I can handle! (also, aww, thanks 🙂 )
Happy new year to you too, bfg666! You are one of my favorite commentors, you always make me smile. I hope this year brings you everything you want and so much more.
Well thank you! You’re one pretty funny chick yourself, I’m glad to make you smile back.
Cake rules! (also, you’re welcome) Due to all these scary skinny models and pop stars, girls tend to fail to realize many men like them with at least a little meat on their bones. You don’t have to starve yourselves for us, ladies.
I’m afraid one whole life wouldn’t be quite enough to get everything I want. What I want most is to be an interstellar explorer (cue “Intergalactic” by the Beastie Boys) but I guess I’m gonna have to pass on that… *repeatedly bangs head on keyboardbmskfffgdmbllqbqksfnqbùlbqe*
If only more women understood that.The scary skinny models just aren’t for me. I like the meat on my bones 🙂
If you ever become an interstellar explorer, I’d like to be your trusty side kick.
Sounds like a plan! Having you by my side would make the universe even more interesting than it already is. Except, more like partner than sidekick: I have no desire to be the boss of you (or anyone).
Woot! Bfg666 and MFE partners in interstellar explorations! We should have a theme song.
Definitely! Well, there’s this Beastie Boys song I mentioned earlier (with its hilarious video) or Bowie’s Space Oddity. Or perhaps you have a suggestion to make?
Beastie Boys. For the awesome video 🙂
Alright, it’s settled then. Buckle up. 3… 2… 1… ignition! “To infinity and beyoooond…”
People gave you a look for not making any resolutions?
When people ask me, I always scoff and say, “I don’t need to wait for the new year to fix something. If I want to change something I just do it. So, no, I have no resolutions for the year.” (pause) “But, maybe I should find some different people to hang out with”
Your list is pretty stellar though.
I think my list would be something like:
1. Eat cake at least twice a year. (my birthday and the queens birthday, and if we make one for the Little Prince for his 1st birthday in a couple months that will be a bonus).
2. Watch as much Big Bang Theory as I can. (Because awesome.)
3. Eat at least two meals a day.
4. Get up within an hour of my alarm going off.
5. Never set an alarm on the weekend unless backpacking or snowboarding or beach volleyball are involved.
6. Do some of that blogging stuff.
7. Go camping.
8. Go backpacking.
9. Realize that not all lists have to have ten items in them.
Love your list, Dj!
I’m glad you said ‘eat cake AT LEAST twice a year’. You had me worried for a moment. For me this year is going to be all about cake. 2014: The year of the Cake.
Hope the New Year is going well so far 🙂
No complaints yet. I haven’t had any cake yet, which I could complain about, but I have had plenty of ice cream, plus some chocolate chip cookies, and hershey kiss cookies, and whoopie pies, and ginger snaps, and oatmeal raisin cookies… So, yeah, no complaints.
I’m hungry. Off to go cookie hunting
Make sure you take multiple forks with you. That way you can capture more than one at a time.
Excellent idea 😉
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Happy New Year to you too, Rainzee 🙂