You buy gallons of ice cream from the supermarket because it’s cheaper. You go an entire weekend at home without eating all the ice cream in the fridge. You successfully make instant ramen, without looking at the instructions. *feels like a rockstar* You know how to fold the sheets in perfect rectangles, even the fitted … Continue reading
Never say that I don’t have fun at work. I’m in charge of filing rates to transport cargo to different places around the world, and it is wildly boring. I still haven’t seen the guy that sits next to me smile, I’m convinced he’s lost muscle movement around his mouth. It was an average boring … Continue reading
I’ve been working in Singapore for just under a year now. Working in Asia for the most part is no different than any other part of the world. But then, you have those moments when all cultural and language barriers align together in such brutal perfection that you may never live down the embarrassment. So here we go, … Continue reading
I recently downloaded one of those fancy news apps that gives you real-time updates about news around the world. This, as I’ve realized, is probably the most self-harming thing one can do to themselves. Now, everyday, every hour practically, I get bombarded with the most useless information. “Kylie Jenner just went Platinum Blonde!” What? Why would … Continue reading
Step 1: Evaluate the things that need to be done Make a list, everything is better with a list. Step 2: Get things done But fail miserably. Step 3: Seriously get things done They say if there’s a will, there’s a way. You need to understand that you can do anything that you put your … Continue reading
Do you ever experience that drastic change in your personality when you’re hungry and you could just kill everything? Continue reading
Truth be told, I never really had a very high level of self esteem. It was always on the lower end of the spectrum and I was okay with that. I’d accepted my life as a less than confidant human. Last year, I hit rock bottom. Flat line. The end of any smidgen of self … Continue reading
Stage 1: The Euphoria You’re so happy, practically ecstatic at all your free time. The things you can do with all this time on your hands! *summersaults* Stage 2: The Ego You are the ONLY one without work on the entire floor, you must be pretty damn awesome to finish so quickly. You MUST be … Continue reading
My last plan didn’t exactly work out so well. What was the plan you ask? It went a little like this: Step 1: Forgo all notions of freedom, and sign up for a fancy graduate program that will send me into a Grand-Canon-sized amount of debt (aka the only kind of legal slavery still prevalent) … Continue reading
My funnies are running out. And for that I am sorry. But there’s a whole bunch of things going on in my head and it occurred to me that I should be letting them out. There’s too much stuff swimming around in my noggin. I need an outlet. Like in Harry Potter where you could … Continue reading
Miss Four Eyes 