About a year ago, I quit coffee. The problem is, I don’t remember why. I’m sure it was a very good reason. Something about it being evil for your body, like acid on a block of wood. But I really just don’t remember. So I’m back on coffee. COFFEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Stage 1: Pre-coffee Stage 2: Post-Coffee … Continue reading
Category Archives: Food
Radioactive Mutant Cookies
For the first time ever I successfully made chocolate chip cookies. I don’t have one of those ancient cook books passed down from my great-grandmother. For years I’ve been left to my own devices (clumsy, idiotic devices) to figure out how these things are made. After a decade of unbaked burnt cookies (yes both, it’s … Continue reading
My Soulmate
I know I want it, I know it’s bad for me, but I know that I’ll be tossing and turning in bed without it. Sugar free Ice cream What it is: Chemical goop that will probably kill you in large quantities What it tastes like: Heaven. A magical place where your jeans never ever shrink. … Continue reading
Christmas in my mouth
I made caramel popcorn! I LOVE caramel popcorn; it’s like Christmas in my mouth! And despite what you may think, it’s perfectly appropriate to have as breakfast. Why? Because it’s packed with good-for-you vitamins and minerals and deliciousness. And if you’re lucky, you can even get a sugar high! I love being on a sugar … Continue reading