I was at the toy store because I like kiddie toys to get toys for my new niece, when I found the Barbie section. I adored the Barbie section as a kid, it was like heaven to me.
Yesterday, that heaven turned into a scene from a horror movie when I saw the scariest doll of all. The Edward Cullen Barbie.
Don’t look into it’s eyes
I want to scream, I want to laugh, I want to cry for the world of Barbie and Mattel inc. But there is nothing. I just feel numb.
I’m getting nightmares of this now
Miss Four Eyes 
Miss Four Eyes,
HAHAHAHA!! I mean, Edward is SUCH a boring vampire, not that there would be a big difference for Edward the Barbie doll: same one expression, motionless and the list goes on…
Le Clown
Haha! If they ever have another movie, they could just use the barbie instead!
This is hilarious — I love the title of this also! And for the role of Bella they could use a piece of wood I think.
Haha, it would definitely get her expressions right! How about a twig?
Even bettah! You make me laugh!
*hug*
Wonder if the real Edward is made of Barbie parts also…
I think he probably is. The cold skin, he doesn’t eat, sounds like a Barbie to me! Plus, that’s one way we could explain the 80-year-old virgin thing
I used to dream about Edward… now I’m going to have nightmares.
I’m sorry, Charlotte. Will Jacob do? You can still have him!
No, I think they have a Jacob Barbie too.
A “Jacob Barbie” — hehehehehe!
You should see it! They got his abs and everything! Very nice on the person, not so much on a child’s toy
Zat doll of Ed-vard izz a dead ringer. Ah ah ahhhhh! I made a joke, my children of zee night.
Izn’t it? Your joke make me laugh 😀
Okay, this is the most honest to God creepy thing I’ve ever seen.
Hehe, hope you don’t get nightmares, Kate
I blog about the horror of the Twilight books for fun. I think I’m past the point of nightmares by now. 🙂
Oh good! I must check out your blog 🙂
I’ve always found that barbies are scary regardless of what their titles are, but an Edward barbie is just plain-out creepy…
I think if we were to make a list of creepy dolls, Edward would take first place and Chucky only second
and then the stupid Dora dolls…
No! Not the Dora doll! Dora and her, what’s his name? Right, Diego. Just plain scary!
Chucky comes in fourth. Poor Chucky
Wait…Chucky is SUPPOSED to be scary??? Huh… I couldn’t really tell.
Haha! 😀
I know, I know. I’m hilarious… don’t flatter me. Hey, did you see my grandmother’s blog, Eight Hundred Pounds on a Harley? Apparently, she and I share the same sense of humor.
No way, that’s your grandmother? I saw it the other day! She’s funny
I know, right? And she’s more than a little crazy, which I guess explains the whole hippo thing.
She sounds fun! I like the hippo thing 🙂
Yeah, I ❤ my grandma, craziness and all…
My daughter has this one! Stop laughing!!
My wife and daughter love Twilight and vampires in general!
Your daughter is very brave for keeping one in her room. I would have had terrible nightmares!